I thought this was fun, so I put my own up, I think my computer has a an SP bias though.

I’ll let the others bounce around in my head and see if anything comes up.

Look at all that talk you both are doing…. blah blah blah… John McCain and Barack Obama as the main choices then Ron Paul as a third choice.

it might be seem wierd or out of the world but…. Move to Canada.

the glorious political system is totally different… just look at our parties:

Main parties

Conservative • Liberal • Bloc Québécois • New Democratic

Other parties recognized by Elections Canada
Green • Christian Heritage • Progressive Canadian • Marxist-Leninist • Marijuana • Canadian Action • Communist • Libertarian • First Peoples • Western Block • Animal Alliance-Environment Voters • Neorhino.ca • People’s Political Power • Work Less • Newfoundland and Labrador First

We dont vote for leaders of the country. You just vote for your rep from your riding.(district down here in US). I will tell you that i voted all the time, Liberal. The main reason i did this is i did not like Brian Mulroney, Leader of the now defunct Progessive Conservative Party. Why i did not like him is because he destroyed the Canadian Military. And being an Army brat, I seen it first hand. Now why did i say defunct you may ask. well lets see in a nut shell. the PC party basicially went from majority government with 169 members to just 2. yes 2. That was the first year i voted. See what one Canadian can do. wink wink…. after that it divided into two parties. the Reform party was the western part of Canada, and the PC was the east. Eventually the Reform and PC party merged back together to form the Conservative party. they are the leading party this election in Canada, and of course they are in the lead in the poles. why you may ask? well where I am living right now… Lousiana… 2200 miles roughly from the border of Canada. My parents just got my voter card since the government still thinks i am in Canada. pissssssssssssss don’t tell them please..

welll who would I vote for this time. I would most likely vote for the liberal, but that is because there are no candadates for the party i want to vote for. Rhino Party. why this one? and actually it does not exist. well it is actually a by product of the Rhinoceros Party which is kinda represented by the Neorhino.ca here is a taste of their platform…

Repealing the law of gravity

Paving Manitoba to create the world’s largest parking lot

Providing higher education by building taller schools

Tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset

Abolishing the environment because it’s too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space

Annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory, after the Yukon and the Northwest Territories (Nunavut did not yet exist) in Canada’s backyard, in order to eliminate foreign control of Canada’s natural resources

Ending crime by abolishing all laws

Putting the national debt on Visa

Declaring war on Belgium because a Belgian cartoon character, Tintin, killed a rhinoceros in one of the cartoons

Offering to call off the proposed Belgium-Canada war if Belgium delivered a case of mussels and a case of Belgian beer to Rhinoceros “Hindquarters” in Montréal (the Belgian Embassy in Ottawa did, in fact, do this)

Banning guns and butter, since both kill

Banning lousy Canadian winters

Renaming the country Nantucket

Building a bridge spanning the country, from Vancouver Island to Newfoundland.

Making the Trans-Canada Highway one way only.

You see reasonable and attainable goals which any government can promise. How can you not vote for them. So come on you two move to Canada with me. I know Andrea and Jennifer would love -30 degree winters. it is not bad once you get use to it.

PS. dont tell Melissa about the temperature, she doesnt know yet. hee hee hee

Now to be somewhat serious. Since I am a loyal 10 per center. ie Walton and Johnson radio show if you had to ask. I would have to vote for Ron Paul. I dont trust Obama. let me put in terms both of you will understand. I would not let my sons use my computers in the hope of them running my finances when they only had experience at playing on their toy laptops. why would I want Obama as president if he did nothing as a junior senator with less than one term to say the less. Also he doesn’t know how many states there is. I would not vote for John because he is not the maverick he once was. he is a clone of Bush now. even thought is was in the military, which is good. He was in the navy i think, which is bad. I was an Army brat and we are loyal to the army.

hmmmm of yeah all this is a moot point since i cannot vote. oh well. you try to contribute but just because you are canadian they cannot let you play in politics. I dont think this is fair. Who will stand with me? anyone? anyone at all? damn. tough room.

well good night everyone.

We in Canada appriciate all your attention to this rambling. I would have stopped earlier but Gavin had a dirty diaper and i was not in the mood to change it. All day in the sun working and when you get home a dirty diaper is waiting for you… come on. I know all you guys can understand and feel for me in this situation. he couldnt have gone sooner then Melissa would have had to change him. If you are reading this, Melissa… I love you.. oh well, time to get my hands dirty.

bye for now

William….

PS. Move to Canada. I know people.
hee hee hee